Go straight, then turn left, then go straight again,then you'll see a yellow signboard, turn right and blah blah blah.

None of these descriptions are true.

But all of these descriptions resonate with the general means of pointing out the path for someone who is lost, in Nigeria I mean.

I, however, am not lost; I know my way home.

And right now, more than anything, I just want to go home and stick one leg under the sheets and the other just wiggling out of the hem of the blanket. (My brother swears that it is a temperature regulatory method, lol)

You see, the rain is falling like a shy girl today. It's unsure whether it should pour it's heart out or it should just keep trickling and leaving us wanting more. I have a feeling that it's the latter. Some Oliver Twisty sturvz😅

Anyway, when you finally take that long road home, remember to come back here and tell me how much my description helped you (and send me pictures of the best parts).

Love,

Ufaneka.