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When I Become President
Nneka Nlia
Nneka Nlia
3 months ago

In my ideal world, I am president. That's just it. I will not only have control over my little circle, I will control millions of people and get them to do my bidding.


I treasure neatness, so I will force everyone to be neat. No littering and no men whipping out their penises to pee on the side of the road. I am disgusted by men who do that since I witnessed my father do it one day when I was a child. On the day in question, he was driving my sister and I to school. I was so disgusted because I knew that tiny spot of earth he peed on would stink until it rained. People pee and spit on the road with no consideration for other people. Ugh disgusting!


In my ideal world, the military and police will be 80% women. They are just as capable as men, maybe even more capable. There would be less insecurity and everyone would be free and happy. Criminals will be punished severely for their crimes too. In my current world, people are unsafe because the government pardons terrorists.


In my ideal world, children will be protected. They will be prioritized in education, healthcare, nutrition, and general well-being. Children in my current world are found on the streets in broad daylight, begging and hawking snacks without proper adult supervision. In my ideal world, adults who put children in this and other precarious situations will be flogged on national television, to deter other adults from such wickedness. Children are supposed to be at school during the day and back home after school playing with their friends and enjoying their childhood.


I love nature, I love my city roads to be lined with trees but there are very few cities in this country that have that. So I always turn my nose up at the lack of thinking every time. In my ideal world, city planning will be given priority too. Foreigners will not be able to tell the difference between my cities and jungles. There will be trees and flowers everywhere and they won't be haphazardly grown. They will be properly planned. We do not do things without proper thought here and the same will apply in my ideal world.


In the matter of infrastructure, the roads are terrible and the maintenance culture is even worse in my current world. In my ideal world, there will be proper roads linking all the places human beings can be found. Everyone will be mandated to plant at least two fruit trees in their compounds. And the buildings will follow artistic architectural patterns. I will have none of the current rubbish boring designs we see today. And the houses will be spacious and have big windows. And there will be space between house and fence and houses on each street. And because the security situation will have improved, there will be no need to install barricades on the doors and windows.


In my ideal world, farmers will have all the resources they need to grow healthy food. And scientists will have the necessary resources to research the best ways to grow food. I will encourage more people to be farmers. Food is very important and shouldn't be expensive. Everyone should be able to afford to eat three times a day, no matter how little money they have. If more people grow food, it shouldn't be so expensive to buy right? The law of demand and supply right?


When I become president, my people will be able to travel as much as they like, without any restrictions. My people go through so much to get visas because they want to travel. In my regime, I will appoint the best ambassadors to improve international relations. If an ambassador is unable to improve the relationship the country has with their appointed country, THEY WILL BE FIRED! I will not put the lives of millions of people in the hands of incompetent individuals. I want only the best for my people.

With these few points of mine, who wouldn't want to live in a world where I am president?


VOTE NNEKA FOR PRESIDENT!

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