Dear you,

They said I should write a letter to you. Because it would be proof that I actually tried to communicate instead of forcing you to read my mind.

I don't think they understand that even if I don't want to...even I flush my thoughts down the drain, even if I packed them up and threw them down a volcano. You'll still have them figured out.

Why am I still writing this letter then?

Because I need you to work with me on this one.

I met a new boy. Yes, I refuse to pluralize.

You are stubborn enough not to tell me your name so I know you'll be stubborn enough not to accept him. I have just three wishes; scratch that...five wishes.

They shouldn't be that hard for you. They are nothing above human power or rather human effort.

1. Can you be nice? If I was talking to someone else I'll have agreed on the fact they they are might be nice inwards but put up a cold front. You are nasty but can you be nice? He is pretty good for us.

2. Please cook or assist the chef: I know you hate the kitchen. But he loves cooking, you don't even have to do much. Stand around, converse, do what ever just don't leave him in there alone. You like blending stuff right? How about instead of another weird diet smoothie for out stomach you help him blend the peppers and onions?

3. Dress nice: Have you ever thought that you would be nicer if you dressed nicer? That aside. Please dress up. You would never go for the coquette theme but don't dress like you picked the last pair of clean clothes I had that were stuffed at the corner of the wardrobe.

4. Avoid slangs: New guy only speaks straight and clear English. Avoid those slangs you always use. p.s: This is a wish with an freshly sharpened dagger hanging beside it.

5. Remain calm and wait for his jokes to land: .I NEED your patience on this part especially. Maybe you'll grow some this night because we see him in two days. But be patient. He makes great jokes. But. You. Need. To. Let. Them. Land. Emphasis on LET THEM.

That's pretty much all, you know the basics for the rest. Clean up the house and don't do too much. I'm not so hopefully hopeful you can make this work out. If you can't, I'll never listen to the stories of the slew of "boyfriends" you had.

Thank you.

I actually think I would refer if you will just let me handle everything myself BUT thank you none-the-less.

Not so much love,

Your host,

Hannah.

Dear Hannah,

The name is Eva, you sound so feisty here; you must really like him. However, I refuse to do anything you've wished for. If you want him...fight for control of your body. You have one day to the D-day.

YOLO innit?

Eva,

The hosted.

Prompt: Write a letter (500 words) to someone, anyone convincing them to grant you five wishes.