In my little corner, I have always thought that people who had to show that they're happy are truly not happy and this is especially true for couples who live their lives on social media. Maybe this doesn't apply to everyone and you might point out a few people that you know who are happy online and offline but permit me to tell about this married couple who were my neighbors. The man's name is Nnamdi and his wife's name is Love. Together, they ran a YouTube channel on love and family matters and being one of their subscribers I can tell you that their content was juicy.

When he wasn't smooching her on the counter, he was serving her breakfast in bed; she was twerking for him and in all their photos on Instagram, they always held hands and smiled. This couple were lovely. I had just moved into the neighborhood and honestly, I didn't know that YouTube people stayed at home all day filming. Their lives were beautiful to behold and so I became invested in everything about them.

Nnamdi fondly referred to me as "This fake man city fan", whenever we had conversations about football and I had been to their house about 3 or four times to watch football games when my subscription expired. Nnamdi was a chill dude when the camera was rolling and was chill with me too but when their production team was done for the day, he became the Nnamdi I later joined the neighbors to beg few months after living in the neighborhood to drop his belt and leave his beautiful wife be.

Love, his wife, had a lovely face ( pun intended ). She is caramel-skinned, about 5'9 and usually made the loudest noise on those nights where Nnamdi had her pinned while performing his conjugal responsibility. They didn't have a child at the time but they had two dogs - Jojo and Totom whom people often refer to as their children.

I'm not going to lie, I had a tiny crush on Love because prior to my moving to that neighborhood, I had never seen a woman look so beautiful even on her worst days. She had a big bubbly butt and her boobs didn't sag. Her waist was slim and she was soft-spoken with a voice that sounded cracked but lovely at the same time. Looking into her eyes was like setting yourself up for orgasm because you'd drown inside the ocean of her eyes but like a certain rapper said " who knew that the most beautiful girls were the devil" or something like that.

She had her bad sides too and together with Nnamdi's many flaws, they performed beautiful MMA fights with no holds barred at least 4 times per week. Nnamdi had pedophilic tendencies, at least that's what Love said when she came to my house crying and Love you know, didn't just love Nnamdi alone, she had eyes on other men and it's sad that I wasn't "other men" because above all things in this world, I wanted to have a taste of this perfection of nature.

Four months as their neighbor and I discovered that it was all content and vibes and I withdrew my "God when?" question after seeing things with my own eyes. But oh, why do people who hate themselves agree to punish each other by forcing love which doesn't exist?

Few minutes before the world cup final game between France and Argentina, I had rushed out to grab two bottles of 33 - a local beer brand for me and Nnamdi. I got to their house, opened their door and there was blood on the floor flowing towards the door and I raised my head up, it was Love who had stabbed Nnamdi after what Nnamdi described as a little argument. She stood above him with a knife in her hand and tears in her eyes but how do you cry after trying to kill the "love of your life"? She stood there, naked, like completely naked and while I was somehow aroused by this beauty, I didn't want to go close and I quickly shut their door and called the ambulance and the police. For the first time in my life and I still don't know how, both services arrived quickly and luckily, Nnamdi made it out alive while Love was arrested and since we're longer neighbors, I really don't know if they continued but they haven't posted any videos on YouTube since 2022.

So, why did I just cast my guy? Well, I'm not sure if it's a red flag but my girlfriend had this weird idea to start a YouTube channel and she has been giving me weird attitudes lately because I refused to participate.I don't want people to validate my love and life. In her constant persistence, she'd usually tell me "but you're David not Nnamdi" and even though she loves me, she'd say that " ..and I'm not Love either ". Honestly, I've tried and I hate arguing, should I break up with her or what do I do? I don't want you to subscribe to my relationship page