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Netflix it is
Opemipo Omosa
Opemipo Omosa
a year ago

Cynthia sat in disgust as she watched her date chew with his mouth open. This was why she hated going on blind dates. You really dont know what you are expecting.


Modern dating was trash and she couldn't fathom why she put herself through it when she would rather sit at home and watch Netflix movies.


"So what do you do?" She asks him, not touching her food because she had already lost interest.


She waited as he munched what was in his mouth and dropped his spoon.


"You know, hustle here and there" He finally said.


"Oh boy. Here we go." She thought.


"I am an aspiring Twitter influencer." He continued.


She had to stop herself from groaning. What was an aspiring Twitter Influencer? She didn't like Twitter hence why she avoided the app but she knew enough about it to know that some Influencers on there were ridiculous and she could be sitting across one.


" What kind of content do you make?"


"Manosphere content. I teach men the natural order of things. Men provide, women submit..."


"... Wait" She interrupted " But I paid for our meal. You were the one who insisted."


He shrugged "You know." He said taking another bite out of his food.


"You are ridiculous" She said as she got up, picking her purse from the table " You can't even provide for yourself which is why you are eating like a starving person yet you want to deceive young men. I can't do this" She said, not caring that the other tables could hear her.


He sat with a bewildered look on his face as she grabbed her car keys from the table and walked out.



Netflix it is.

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